Dear Skirt: I mean, you are pretty dang cute, girlfriend. Plus, your waistband is extra stretchy, which means you make the perfect date for the upcoming holidays :)
Dear Sweater: There is nothing like a good old fashioned fair isle sweater. Also...there is nothing like a good old fashioned, while we're talking sweaters and bourbon.
Dear Socks: Thanks a million for covering up my wobbly, knobby knees. But seriously...because without you socks, everyone would be able to tell that Dobby and I are clearly related.... (which I would normally think is awesome...but seriously...just look at Dobby's knees...terrible).